poodle

a dog with a puffy tail

that is a poodle

by Clown Hor March 07, 2003

poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

by jasperjasper February 24, 2012

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

poodle

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

hey poodle, what's shakin?

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 23, 2003

poodle

a fuzzy bitch

Your such a poodle; Get off me poodle

by ECW7 June 09, 2011

poodle

Verb. Also ends in -ing or -ed.

The act of throwing rocks at someone who:
A) completely disgusts you
B) hurt you
C) pisses you off by acting ridiculously

That red-headed fool has pissed me off so badly, I want him to get poodled!

by Sarah[h] December 23, 2008