poodle

a dog with a puffy tail

that is a poodle

by Clown Hor March 7, 2003

poodle

everybody wants to stroke the poodle, but nobody wants to fuck the poodle.

stacy: hey have you seen that guy tom? i just wanna hug him all day. he's such a cutie pie.

allison: i know right he's so cute

tom: any of you ladies up for a fuck?

stacy+allison: haha you're so cute tom

tom: oh shit im a poodle

by jasperjasper January 29, 2012

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

poodle

Used as a loving pet name. Dropped lightly, not as serious as babe, honey.

hey poodle, what's shakin?

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 24, 2003

poodle

a fuzzy bitch

Your such a poodle; Get off me poodle

by ECW7 May 15, 2011

poodle

v. to poop.

The poop version of piddle (to pee).

I'm sorry I was gone so long...I had to poodle.

I'm sorry the bathroom is stank, I poodled in there.

by TeaPeee September 2, 2012