31 definitions by Pipe Downn
What? A box that can carry voices on a wire to another box on the other side of the world? Dude, that is just mental masturbation.
by Pipe Downn March 19, 2013
A cooler name for bloatware.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
by Pipe Downn May 14, 2011
Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.
Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?
Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
by Pipe Downn June 13, 2011
Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."
by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013
Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
by Pipe Downn June 13, 2011
The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
by Pipe Downn June 13, 2011
