31 definitions by Pipe Downn

Arse. Ass. The fudge tunnel. The marmite mine. The "porcelain pebbledasher".

Used particularly to describe the potential adjacence of that region to one's foot.
You waantin a kick up the catflap, ya prick?
by Pipe Downn June 12, 2011
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1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose
by Pipe Downn November 2, 2008
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Look at that jocksucker - she only became a cheerleader so she could meet guys even more stoopid than herself.
by Pipe Downn November 2, 2008
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A computer font whose letters are constructed from stick figures engaged in anal sex.
If you write the name "Condoleeza" in the dongbutts font, it sends out the wrong message to the youth of America.
by Pipe Downn September 14, 2009
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A public figure who is extremely forward and extremely backward at the same time.
Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.

Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
by Pipe Downn June 13, 2011
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An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.

Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
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A bottom which is naughty.

Used particularly in the context of flatulence.
(Gentleman breaks wind)

Gent: Oh BAD ASS!!! BAD ASS!!!

(Gent spanks self on posterior: not hard enough to cause permanent dysfunction, but firmly enough to punish.)
by Pipe Downn October 9, 2008
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