Doglog

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

Dogwog

Don't Know Don't Care

Your girlfriend was at the party with some other guy.
Dogwog

by Dogwog November 29, 2009

Dogologue

1. The inner monologue of a dog spoken aloud by pet owners. Often presented in a cutesy voice, similar to that of the voice used with an infant.

2. The dialogue between two or more dogs expressed by owners.

It is so irritating when my friend gives a full dogologue of what Sparky is thinking.

by Holly Badger October 7, 2013

dog log

dog poo!

WATCH OUT FOR THAT...
*SQUELCH*
...dog log!

by danarky June 26, 2003

Dogligations

The need to return to one's home at the same time every day in order to walk and feed one's pets.

I'll catch up with you guys at the bar, I gotta meet my dogligations first.

by DrewChicago August 14, 2009

Dog Log

Another, rhyming term for dogpile and dog shit. This is canine fecal matter that is usually found in your front yard or on sidewalks.

I should probably stop feeding my dog so much; he's crapping out dog logs like an Uzi empties a clip. It's everywhere!

by Journey Fan February 7, 2005

dognoggin

A dog’s head

My dog has a huge head. His dognoggin looks so big compared to his body.

by ApolloInigo July 31, 2020