dogwagger 

a person who initiates or participates in a conversation and moves it to an intentional, deliberate, and planned conclusion without the express knowledge of the other conversationalist. i.e. the tail is wagging the dog, not the other way around- the dog is wagging the tail.

Be careful around him, he is a dogwagger. (Go see the movie Wag the Dog.)

dogwagger by Cost February 3, 2007

Dogwater 

ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater?

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?

Dogwater by skylarinnit January 21, 2021

dogwater 

literally just hotdog water. used by Fortnite kids to describe someone that's bad

bro you're literally dogwater at this game

dogwater by HuelessColors January 21, 2021

omg you're dogwater

shut your mom
shut your entire mom

your entire mom is shut

omg you're dogwater

omg you're dogwater by Alyssa?? June 29, 2021

Drag Dowager 

An older rich woman who dresses and does her hair and makeup in such a way that she resembles a drag queen.

“Girl, check out that drag dowager in isle three. I half expected to see an Adam’s apple on her.”

Drag Dowager by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

dogwater 

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

dogwater by wizzydoc June 7, 2007

dogwater 

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"

As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.

dogwater by dogh2o December 31, 2011