Tattoo Virgin

A person who hasn't gotten a tattoo before and usually is swindled, big time.

A: Cool tattoo man, how much did it cost?
B: Only 300.
A: ..Wow.<sarcasm> Good deal..Tattoo Virgin.

by tictoccoonclock November 25, 2009

Doglog

A lovely gift that a dog leaves behind in your yard that the owner is too lazy to pick up, or any piece of dog crap in general.

Gunther: Hey man, whats wrong?
Philip: I just stepped in a doglog with my new shoes...

by TicTocCoonClock July 24, 2009

Pugmug

A name you call someone who has a disfigured face much like that of a Pug.

Darrell: Dude, do you see that girl?
Cletus: Yeah, shes got a nice body, but shes got a pugmug..

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009