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Malodorous canine rectal emissions of a gaseous nature.
"A thick layer of rancid dogfog enveloped the family living room shortly after Spot finished off the spoiled kippers left out in the breakfast nook."
dogfog by Marquis du Sodomy April 29, 2014
Words you can keep

dogfood ass 

When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
dogfood ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017
Don't Know Don't Care
Your girlfriend was at the party with some other guy.
Dogwog
Dogwog by Dogwog November 29, 2009
Street slang for Heroin. Used in New Orleans, mostly out of the Hollygrove area.
Say dude, you got that dogfood?
Dogfood by *YUESER* November 8, 2011

Dogfight 

A aerial conflict where 2 to a unlimited amount of fighter planes are involved, the goal is to destroy the other fighter planes, usually to clear a way for bombers.

The first dogfights were in World War 1.

The History Channel use to have a series about dogfights, called "Dogfights", using computer design to remake dogfights, look it up on YouTube, great show.
The dogfighter Bud Anderson engaged in many dogfights in WW2 in his P-51 Mustang "The Crow", he was a triple ace with 16 confirmed kills.
Dogfight by illestemia July 31, 2009

dogfooding (to dogfood) 

In a nutshell, dogfooding means "using your own product". A product which is being dogfooded tends to be a lot more polished. When a normal user is annoyed by the product, they can't do anything about it. But when a developer is annoyed by the product, they can stop what they are doing and make the product less annoying.
In the past I've always dogfooded new builds for a while before making them
release candidates.

Dojfogovker.

Dojfogovker
Idodge•fog•(gov)ernment•ker

Dojfo (individual who drops their wristwatch into a toilet bowl) gov (gains shitty time due to it) + ker (practitioner/active-partaker)

An individual who either deliberately or accidentally drops his or her wristwatch into a toilet bowl
You dropped your watch in the toilet, You are a Dojfogovker.
Dojfogovker. by Paleymomment April 29, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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