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Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
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DILJIT DOSANJH 

Legend of Punjabi Industry. First indian artist followed by Billboard. First turban wearing sikh to have his statue at MADAME TUSSAUDS
Kangana -Hey do you know who is the legend of punjabi Industry?
Kylie- Yes diljit dosanjh

diljit dosanjh-ed 

When you get into a twitter beef with an exceptionally badass stud wishing to put him down and oppress the already oppressed but are tremendously blindsided by his comebacks, that too in a language that you can’t quite understand.
Dude, did you see Sanitary Panel’s new stick figure art? She completely diljit dosanjh-ed the crybaby Supreme Court judge!
diljit dosanjh-ed by smish December 3, 2020
d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011
She’s got that diosa type vibe.
Diosa by QweenV May 22, 2020
DDOSAMA is the finest man anyone has ever seen he is so fine that whenever you look at him you fold and nobody will ever be as fine as ddosama
Roach #1: DDOSAMA is not fine at all

Roach #2: BItch what is you talkin bout hoe
ddosama by SLUT444DDOSAMA September 10, 2022