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Loud, obnoxious girls who can sometimes make good friends. You either hate them or love them. They are normally nice girls, but don’t realize that they are disturbing others with their loudness.
You: Wow, is that Djosa screaming over there?!
Person: yeah
Djosa by Murie Curie November 10, 2018
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Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
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DILJIT DOSANJH 

Legend of Punjabi Industry. First indian artist followed by Billboard. First turban wearing sikh to have his statue at MADAME TUSSAUDS
Kangana -Hey do you know who is the legend of punjabi Industry?
Kylie- Yes diljit dosanjh

diljit dosanjh-ed 

When you get into a twitter beef with an exceptionally badass stud wishing to put him down and oppress the already oppressed but are tremendously blindsided by his comebacks, that too in a language that you can’t quite understand.
Dude, did you see Sanitary Panel’s new stick figure art? She completely diljit dosanjh-ed the crybaby Supreme Court judge!
diljit dosanjh-ed by smish December 3, 2020
d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011
She’s got that diosa type vibe.
Diosa by QweenV May 22, 2020
DDOSAMA is the finest man anyone has ever seen he is so fine that whenever you look at him you fold and nobody will ever be as fine as ddosama
Roach #1: DDOSAMA is not fine at all

Roach #2: BItch what is you talkin bout hoe
ddosama by SLUT444DDOSAMA September 10, 2022
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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