d·j·i·tis dee-jay-ahy-tis - simply means inflammation of a disc jockey's head. Just learning to beatmatch rarely causes this disorder. Onset DJitis generally occurs after he/she has performed live at either a party, club, or festival. Females with DJosis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJitis and DJosis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-DJ Douchebag contracted DJitis and can only spin at outdoor festivals now because his head won't fit through the door of most clubs.
by tonytooth June 22, 2011
d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
by tonytooth June 21, 2011