DJosis

d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.

-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.

by tonytooth June 21, 2011

Djosser

The wise one, very skilled in combat and is calm under all circumstances. He is often referred to as the king as people naturally trust and follow his lead.

His name is Djosser I trust him

by 7theone November 23, 2021

Diosis

Diosis is a amazing, unique, beautiful woman . Diosis represents strength and over comes her problems and situations. Diosis is someone who will lighten up the room with her comedic humor and lovely personality.

Where is Diosis? She was the life of the party.

by Oscarshandle July 27, 2022

The Dosis

Acquiring 2 sexual infections from a single encounter.

Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dosis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, after his big night out.

by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025