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d·j·o·sis (dee-jay-oh-sis) - Simply refers to any abnormality only found in females that hang out with DJ's too long. It causes them to instantly fall in love with a disc jockey no matter how ugly or sucky he actually is. Once infected, they will no longer date anyone who lacks the ability to beatmatch. DJ's with DJitis tend to perpetuate this problem. DJosis and DJitis are commonly found in the same circles of people and both are considered extremely contagious.
-Jasmine acquired a bad case of DJosis after hanging out with DJ Douchebag for only a few weeks.
DJosis by tonytooth June 21, 2011
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The wise one, very skilled in combat and is calm under all circumstances. He is often referred to as the king as people naturally trust and follow his lead.
His name is Djosser I trust him
Djosser by 7theone November 23, 2021
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Diosis is a amazing, unique, beautiful woman . Diosis represents strength and over comes her problems and situations. Diosis is someone who will lighten up the room with her comedic humor and lovely personality.
Where is Diosis? She was the life of the party.
Diosis by Oscarshandle July 27, 2022
Acquiring 2 sexual infections from a single encounter.
Scot returned from Trinidad with The Dosis, chlamydia and gonorrhea, after his big night out.
The Dosis by MikeFigurski July 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026