djoser

the most amazing boyfriend known to man kind<3

“i love djoser so much”

by 01iv3rii July 20, 2023

Djoser

some kid named joe in the Goof Kingdom thats Just Here for Good Vibes, goes by Djoser, is kinda dumb, and likes men

yo did you hear about Djoser from the Goof Kingdom? Erc Nerc Birdseed just BANNED HIM!!!!

by ErcNercBirdseed April 19, 2025

low doser

1. an individual who can only be taken in small doses or relatively short amounts of time

2. an individual who is likely to be any of the following and therefore does not find themselves spending excessive amounts of time with friends, family or co-workers: annoying, boring, irritating, aggravating, infuriating, etc.

3. may also be referred to as a Children's Tylenol™

1. I can't spend more than 5 minutes with that guy! He's a total low doser.

2. She is definitely a low doser, she's so negative, I can't stand being around her!

by Mr. Spy August 16, 2007

Ninja Doser

A ninja doser is a hippy that hangs from a tree by his legs, and extends downward in front of you when you walk under him/her and throws a tab of acid (lsd) into your mouth.

I went to a jungle and got drugged up by a "Ninja Doser". Now everything is melting

by Rastadubb August 25, 2009

djouer

djouer is a code word used to ask your friend if you would have sex with a woman.

It is the combination of the words "Would you do her?"

It is pronounced just like the french word for "to do": "jouer"

Two men are in the mall, walking. An average-looking woman walks past.

Friend 1 looks to Friend 2, and asks:
"Djouer?"

"You know it homie!" Friend 2 responds.

by Erikmg March 20, 2008

Drosero

When something is very good you can say drosero

This outfit is very drosero

by Alpha As Fuck negros December 25, 2020

Dooser

One (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. Usu. prefaced by "the," not "a"

"So I got a call from prison last night and..."
"Was it the Dooser?"
"How'd you know?"

by THE KBC January 29, 2009