Crapsh 

(verb) The act of having a collision, and then in the aftermath, having an involuntary bowel movement.

(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.

I was driving along at what I believed to be a steady pace, after four bottles of gin, somehow hit an invisible wall, and in the shock of the moment found my trousers to be browned... Some crapsh that was!

Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!

Crapsh by Bald_as_hell December 26, 2019

Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

Crash Out 

To go insane and/or do something stupid.

person 1: “Jadarrius killed someone for stepping on his shoes.”
Person 2: “ Oh really? He really crash out.”

Crash Out by Dhgfrff December 2, 2019

Jessica Capshaw 

She's a marmade who left the fairytailes, an amazing, flawless, beautiful angel sent from heaven who is also a sex god.

One minute she is cute as a button, the next, she is supermegafoxyawesomehot.

Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.

She has the most super magic smile in the whole word and she should win a million awards for her insane talents.

She is a life ruiner and If you believe that perfection doesn't exist you should think about Jessica Capshaw.

She makes straight girls go gay and gay men go straight.
She also makes Ovaries explode and then you wanna have her babies.

Lea: Who's that blonde hottie on Grey's Anatomy?
Emma: Jessica Capshaw of course!

Jessica Capshaw by Ttte123 October 16, 2011

Scoville craps 

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

Scoville craps by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Crapsmanship 

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

Crapsmanship by FatrCat November 2, 2008

crapsicle 

waste matter leaked out of a plane, also known as "blue ice"

from an episode of CSI:NY…
Aiden is puzzled because the Port-a-Potty chemicals match the matter on Bill's jeans but those in his head wound. She breaks down the chemicals and focuses on the one that doesn't match: Dimethyl Benzyl Ammonium, which is used mostly in airplane toilets. Aiden puts it together: waste matter leaked out of a plane, froze in the atmosphere and came crashing down to earth, striking Bill Lamakkia on the head and killing him. Flack is nonplussed: "A crapsicle killed this guy?" he wonders.

crapsicle by victahr September 14, 2005