Definitions by HawaiianPunch1

Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future

It's a theory (more like a fact) that the earth is flat. In a era where robots and AI are doing more and more jobs (including art unfortunately. As an artist, I'm pissed off at AI "Art") and are being automated, we need to tax the robots to have a $5,000 a month UBI (Universal Basic Income) each month for 60 months or 5 years, and bump up the cash for cans from 5 cents or 10 cents per can to like 25 cents to 50 cents per can and provide free gym memberships and free mealprep and free card for food and also a free bed every 3 years and a free couch every 1 year and Universal Basic Free Cheese. Adderall and Ritalin and Modafinil and Adipex and Dexedrine and Armodafinil or Wellbutrin legal for all and you buy it monthly or it's prescribed for ADHD free. Praise Jesus. And MDEA and EA for PTSD.

The future can be bright. $5,000 a month UBI and MDEA HCl (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamine HCl) and EA HCl (EthylAmphetamine HCl) and Propylhexedrine HCl and Methiopropamine HCl and Cyclopentamine HCl for PTSD and ADHD. Free American Cheese a huge block monthly. Money to buy Cheddar Cheese, Doritos, Cheetos, Chips and Dip, Chicken Pizza, Cheeseburgers, Pumpkin Pies, Reese's chocolate and peanut butter, Hershey chocolate, free foods, and more. Praise Jesus. Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future.

Flat Earth Reality UBI Technological Future by HawaiianPunch1 April 28, 2026

Half an asshole

Someone who's only half an asshole. The other half is smart fat batman who's lazy and gym rat iron man who likes going to the gym to get buff. Basically, lean chonky or buff with a small to medium belly is peak male performance. The small to medium belly acts as a calorie surplus reserve to build extra muscle and added raw strength.

Half an asshole can survive a famine, yes be healthy enough to make it to 65. Half an asshole.

Half an asshole by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026

Butthole Surfers

Someone who's only half an asshole and half smart fat guy and gym rat. Since they are half gym rat and smart fat guy, they eat high protein and lift weights and do machines and run on the treadmill at the gym. But sometimes lay around on the couch to play videogames or lay in bed with the cellphone. Many of them have ADHD, which have forgetfulness, lack of focus because it seems super boring and ADHD, and hyperfocus on things they like. They do good art. The half asshole part is that they can only diet in short bursts, then go back to gaining double the weight they lost. Adderall helps them calculate calories better to remember, but they still eat cheese, pizza, chicken wings, and burgers, and pumpkin pie, and Pepsi either diet or regular. They eat their fruits and vegetables, but also chocolate and chips and oreo. They often reach for light beer. They dream of looking lean even if it's just to eat huge as fuck again. BAM15 can help with fat burning.

Butthole surfers. They drink water because it's healthy. They love cheese the most. They drink water to help with muscle gains. They diet in short bursts and diet a little longer with Adderall, but they don't diet forever. Food is good, but short term dieting is a necessary evil to maintain health. Butthole surfers just can't diet long term. Lean Chonky, but still chonky. It's a dad bod. Muscles and a little to medium belly is what peak performance looks like, otherwise known as lean chonky. Butthole Surfers. 🕳🏄 ♀️🏄 ♂️🌊💪🥧🍔🍫💊💎🍃🍕🧀🍗🧅🌶🌽🥤🍰🍟🥞🥯🥑🧅🍋🍊🍌🧀🌭🌮🥪🌯🍕🫑🌶🥭🍇🍑🍒🍓🫐🥚🫜🍄 🟫🫘🍫🥜🥐🥖🥨

Butthole Surfers by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026

Cyclothymia 2

Cyclothymia 2 is a rare variant of Cyclothymia. It's when you cycle from normal euthymia and mild to moderate hypomania and it may or may not include the normal case of the blues that last a few days, but no dysthymia. So cycling between Superhappiness and Normal Mood and the occasional case of the blues. Anxiety may also occur or anger but that's sometimes mixed states of when you're in the Superhappy state but are upset and anxious so you suffer sideways instead of the typical down of dysthymia or depression. This is typically different from regular Cyclothymia or Cyclothymia 1 as Cyclothymia 1 is when you go from Superhappiness mild to moderate hypomania to normal and then to dysthymia mild depression for a while and the mild depression or even moderate depression isn't just a case of the blues and sometimes there's mixed states with Superhappiness turns into anxiety and anger which is again suffering sideways instead of down and sometimes boredom. Some luckier people don't even get a case of the blues, but I do. I either have Cyclothymia 1 or Cyclothymia 2.

It's part of the bipolar spectrum.

Cool dude: I have either Cyclothymia 1 or Cyclothymia 2 with the occasional case of the blues. I experience Superhappiness, then Normal mood. Sometimes anxiety and sometimes anger, then dysthymia or mild depression or maybe just a case of the blues, then keep on cycling. Some people are luckier and get Cyclothymia 2 without the case of the blues. Sometimes there's spending sprees. Imagine periods of normal mood with a normal range of emotions and then you cycle to Superhappiness and Superemotions where there's anger, anxiety, boredom, less sadness for the suffering end and Happy as the normal and Superhappiness as a you're having a good time, then you clean everything like if you're on Adderall or something. Sometimes Cyclothymia 2 and ADHD co-occor, so as long as there's Depakote, it's safe to prescribe Adderall, Adipex, or Ritalin for ADHD as Depakote prevents hypomania and also depression or dysthymia.

Cyclothymia 2 by HawaiianPunch1 April 3, 2026

Ninbo

A Ninbo is a guy or a girl who's a nerd, but is a hot curvy girl, or a hot muscular guy. They have smart hobbies, sometimes like their space, likes learning science and math or reading tons of books or Wikipedia and even editing Wikipedia, doing chemistry experiments, and they're a freak in bed.

Me: You're hot! Wanna hang out and get some Nitrous Oxide?

Cassandra: Why would I want a gas from the stratosphere?

Me: Even more hot! So, N2O?

Cassandra: That's the formula!

Random guy: Holy crap, they're Ninbos!

Ninbo by HawaiianPunch1 April 1, 2026

Monte

Monte is Cilantro. Monte is a Spanish word Español. It is used for cooking and making salads. Monte is different from Culantro and is also different from Parsley (Perejil). Monte es para cocinar y hacer ensaladas.

Ecuatoriano: I'm cooking with Monte. Estoy cocinando con Monte (Spanish Español).

Monte by HawaiianPunch1 April 1, 2026

Tastropics

Tastropics are drugs that enhance your chef sense of taste good and bad including bad tastes. Kratom is the perfect example of a tastropic. Kratom enhances the sense of bitter (to tell when food is bad) and umami (cheese, anchovies). Kratom also slowly gives you an enhanced sense of smell to tell good and bad food apart. Weed is more of a taste enhancer than a tastropic, because all flavors are enhanced by weed. Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints are reverse tastropics because it reduces your sense of bitter taste temporarily. Kratom can cause a permanent upgrade to your tastebuds where you can taste bitter things better and cheese better. It turns you from can't taste bitter to taste bitter. Sweet, Salty, Umami, Sour, Bitter, and Spicy, and Minty. Kratom also helps depression, cyclothymia, anxiety, physical pain, emotional pain, and ADHD.

Remy Ratatouille: Ever since trying Kratom, I developed the tastebuds of a chef and became an enhanced rat. I can cook now. Thanks Kratom Tastropics!
Rattiesteps: And I'm Remy's THICC girlfriend who also cooks. Thanks Kratom Tastropics!

Tastropics by HawaiianPunch1 April 1, 2026