MAOIs

MAOIs (MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors) are drugs that inhibit the enzyme monoamine oxidase. There are two enzymes that break down dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine: Catecholamine-O-Methyl-Transferase (COMT), and MonoAmineOxidase (MAO).

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors are effective antidepressants that make you happy. They help prevent the breakdown of Dopamine, Norepinephrine, and Epinephrine (adrenaline). Dopamine and endorphins are what make you feel happy while the dopamine combined with norepinephrine are what motivates you to do things. MAOIs include but are not limited to: Selegiline, Parnate, Deprenyl (racemic, D-Deprenyl + L Deprenyl), nordeprenyl (racemic), Ethylnordeprenyl (racemic), D-Deprenyl, Parnate, Phenelzine, and Pheniprazine.

MAOIs can be combined with: Modafinil, low dose Adderall, low dose Ritalin, Kratom, 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin) Memantine and low dose Adderall, Afobazole, Opicapone, Diphenylprolinol, and Modafinil and Kratom
I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 10mg Ritalin, and 3g Kratom and I was happy.

The next day, I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 50mg Opicapone, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 10mg Ritalin, and 3g Kratom and I was superhappy. These MAOIs are great.
by HawaiianPunch1 January 05, 2022
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Vitamin GR

Vitamin GR is code for Vitamin Gym Rat. It's the only Vitamin that will help you get all the THICC to EXTRA THICC girls and defend them from people that call her fat. You go to the gym at least 30 minutes a day for a few times a week and use peck and leg and back and other machines, medicine balls, dumbbells, treadmill, and other gym equipment. You have a protein shake before the workout, drink Hydrogen oxide (H2O, Water) and Gatorade and Gatorade Zero during the workout, eat chicken wingsnor cheeseburgers after ther workout, eat onions and avocado and get enough protein and 8 hours of sleep, and more. During off days, you either rest or go for a 30 minute run and then rest. The longer you exercise and the more good food you eat, the more gains you will make. You need to build consistency. You must feel the burn! No pain, no gain! Even if it takes longer for some people to get there than others, you can make it. You just need patience and consistency and to keep paying the gym and go at least twice a week.
Gym Bro: I'm taking my twice weekly dose of Vitamin GR (Gym Rat) and lifting and stuff.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 06, 2024
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Gecko Speedball

A gecko speedball is the combination of Kratom with Modafinil. It can get you buzzed and also be more productive.
I combined Kratom with Modafinil and it was awesome! I'm so buzzed from this gecko speedball.
by HawaiianPunch1 May 22, 2020
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Beerda

A Beerda is a combination of beer and soda. It taste good. You can try a caffeinated soda like Pepsi or Mountain Dew and a Coors Light, or you can try Fanta or Country Club and Coors Light if you want to skip the caffeine.
Eddie: I just combined Coors Light beer with Country Club soda. I'm having beerda.

Josh: This beerda is the bomb!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 17, 2023
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Pex

Pex (Pex pills) are Adipex-75 pills. Adipex is 75mg Phentermine Resinate (Phenterminum Resinatum). Adipex helps you relax and focus if you have ADHD. Adipex helps to study. If you're normal, Adipex gives you lots of energy. Adipex helps you lose weight too.
Steve: I took Pex and studied and cleaned for hours.
by HawaiianPunch1 November 22, 2024
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Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.
*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!
by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023
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2030

2030 to 2040 is the years when scientists say the coffee plant will go extinct due to global warming (Climate Change) and droughts. Coffee is sensitive to droughts and weather that's too hot.

Strategies to deal with this include:

1) Legalizing Khat. (Nature's Ritalin. Contains Cathinone and Cathine. Can be turned into a drinkable solution by blending 100g Khat leaves and 400ml Hydrogen oxide or H2O or Water, then adding 0.6ml Muriatic Acid HCl Acid and drink the solution. You can add lemons and limes instead and drink the solution. 36mg to 108mg+ Cathinone and 100mg Cathine.)

2) Synthesizing Methcathinone HCl and purifying it to the extreme to not end up with Manganese (which will cause a dangerous condition known as Manganism.).

3) Using Modafinil pills, Armodafinil pills, Adipex-75 pills, DMAA HCl (Dimethylamylamine, Geranamine), Cyclopentamine HCl, Norcyclopentamine HCl (Cyclopentylaminopropane), Propylhexedrine HCl, and Norpropylhexedrine HCl (Cyclohexylaminopropane), and Thiopropamine, Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Dextroamphetamine, Qeelbree, Strattera, Prolintane, Ethylphenidate, 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Propranolol 40mg, Vallium, Depakote, Dextroamphetamine, Dextromethamphetamine, D,L-Deprenyl (D-Deprenyl + L-Deprenyl), Hydrafinil (9-9-Fluorenol), Flodafinil (Difluoromodafinil), Modafinil, Armodafinil, Modafiendz, Adipex-75, Arecoline Hydrobromide Huny Mints 10mg.
Steve: I tried 100mg of Methcathinone HCl because it's the year 2040 (way past 2030) and caffeine is extinct.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024
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