Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

crapspackle

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008

Holy Crapstackles

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

crapshackle

shit

aww crapshackle

by jonnable June 12, 2003

crapspackle

After pounding a chick in the butt, anywhere you blow your load would be "crapspackle"

Jason: "Baby, I totally crapspackled your face"

by Forman November 8, 2008

Crapankles

Noun, slang. Crap-aNkles Ankles that don't work normally or particularly well.

My crapankles don't work very well.

by Dr. Crackenburg. June 1, 2011