Crapshankle 

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

Crapshankle by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

crapspackle 

An unbelievable statement. Synonymous with hogwash or bullshit.

Don't give me that crapspackle.

crapspackle by SmokyJoe January 11, 2008

Holy Crapstackles 

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

Holy Crapstackles by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Crapspackle 

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

Crapspackle by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

crapshackle 

shit

aww crapshackle

crapshackle by jonnable June 12, 2003

crapspackle 

After pounding a chick in the butt, anywhere you blow your load would be "crapspackle"

Jason: "Baby, I totally crapspackled your face"

crapspackle by Forman November 8, 2008

Crapankles

Noun, slang. Crap-aNkles Ankles that don't work normally or particularly well.

My crapankles don't work very well.

Crapankles by Dr. Crackenburg. June 1, 2011