Craphat 

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.

Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT

Craphat by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020

craphat 

Military slang used by members of the parachute regiment to denote what they class as lesser regiments.
Taken from the fact that they wear the coveted Maroon beret that no-one else wears.

what the f*ck does he know hes a f*cking craphat

craphat by Mikka September 21, 2007

craphat 

A person who is below the same social class, standing or background as ones self. Originally used within the armed forces

"Bloody craphats, punch of w4nk3rs!"

craphat by Batfink October 25, 2004

craphat 

When someone does something displeasing to another person, the annoyed person may assign the annoyer craphat-wearing status.

My roommate taped over the Iron Chef marathon before I got to watch it. He totally wears the craphat.

craphat by Valerie May 24, 2004

crapchat 

When someone takes a snapchat while crapping.

-Bro, you heard about crapchatting?
-Yeah it's kinda nasty
-Nah its all the hype

crapchat by chiefpiggy March 9, 2014

Craphamus 

A combination of the Holidays of Chanukah and Christmas where one receives gag type gifts.

Slang for disgust or disappointment.

A substitution for any vulgar word.

A car cut Steven off, and he yelled Craphamus!

All I received for my birthday was Craphamus.

We celebrated Craphamus together this year and had one hell of a time!

Craphamus by Buddy G January 2, 2012

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004