(verb) The act of having a collision, and then in the aftermath, having an involuntary bowel movement.
(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.
(noun) The act of shitting oneself at the wheel, and then upon realisation of said act, involuntarily crashing.
I was driving along at what I believed to be a steady pace, after four bottles of gin, somehow hit an invisible wall, and in the shock of the moment found my trousers to be browned... Some crapsh that was!
Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!
Well officer, earlier I was up the dale taking a right good length up my shitbox, upon my journey home, I realised, by the sudden warmth under my freshly shove scrote, that my quivering sphincter had relaxed, and released a turd burger of normally impassible size, which then caused me to make a sharp right turn when I should really have made a slight left, and I crapshed in to lesbian!
by Bald_as_hell December 26, 2019
When somebody is melted by 77% sulphuric acid for not following a "normal", "well established", albeit unwritten working practice.
by Bald_as_hell July 12, 2018
(verb) informal, past tense
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.
An unexpected and astonishing accomplishment, that is worthy of bemusing not only oneself but also the almighty lord, where upon one man of baldness performed a fully consensual and enlightened sexual deviancy experience, that shall be locked away forever in the impenetrable safe box wank bank, with the fitty bitty blondie barmaid half his age from the boozer two doors down.
"Was so drunk last night that t'assistant manager from t’local pub had to carry mi 'ome, as she wo puttin' mi to bed I puked on her tits so she removed her top, took that as a sign she wo 'orny, so I says "Here love, part thisens legs so's I can tickle tha's pickle", she encouragingly obliged, one thing led to t'other and and I fully ferreted her furrow wit t'old mangle wurzel f't next 'our 'n 'alf... Never bin so flangebergasted in 'ole mi life!”
by Bald_as_hell August 12, 2020