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Crapshait

The compound version of the words crap and shit. Extreamly undesirable.
My english teacher gave me a bunch of crapshait to do -_-
by Cykon March 20, 2006
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Craphat

Term used by british paratroopers when speaking of any other regiment. Since almost all of them wear hats for parade etc. The Royal Irish wear dossbags on their heads as an exception.

Craphat is synonymous to: hat, hiraldo, haribo and harry (since he is also a hat)

Para Reg recruits are referred to as Joebags, not craphats. They might wear a cuntcap for a while but never a craphat.

Recruits might be “motivated” or “encouraged” to work harder so as to not drop out and have to become a craphat.

Those that stick with the programme and become members of the regiment are therefore automatically hateful towards weakness. It cannot be allowed to exist. Hence the hate for other regs, nothing personal harry.

All those cooks and clerks in the brigade that might wear a maroon beret are still hats, and horrendous ones at that.

7RHA(para) that like to call themselves 7PARA are also hats.

A maroon beret is therefore NOT the same as THE maroon beret or the maroon machine, maroon lid.
Tom1-Harry the hiraldo is a hideous HAT!

Tom2- Aye he’s a screamer mate, a fucking craphat.

Hat1- Excuse me, that is offensive
Tom1&2 in perfect unison-RUN AWAY YOU FUCKING HAT
by FatCat Hammy March 5, 2020
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crapchat

When someone takes a snapchat while crapping.
-Bro, you heard about crapchatting?
-Yeah it's kinda nasty
-Nah its all the hype
by chiefpiggy March 9, 2014
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crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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crapshoot

1. A toss up, roll of the dice, or a gamble. Anything could happen.
2. Taking a bet purely for the action of it, not based on the odds in one's favor.
3. In poker, making a call for a large amount purely on a draw just to take a chance at the reward.
1. My internet connection has been a crapshoot lately with all the storms and power outages.
2. That team has been up and down lately but I got a good feeling about tonight, at the least it's a crapshoot.
3. I figured I'd take a crapshoot and try to catch the flush on him after his comments at the table all night, would have been straight crenshaw to piss that prick off.
by Dave.R. July 1, 2006
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crapshack

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.
This crapshack is infested with rats.
by yehaw May 27, 2003
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crapshaft

those Doritos taco from TBell is amazeballs but the bean burrito is crapshaft.
by blah guy December 5, 2012
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