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An amazing person who will always fight for what he loves. He is passionate and sweet. Loves animals and children. He is a man's man, usually a mechanic or outdoorsman. He can fix just about anything, but knows how to ask for help if he needs it. He is an amazing cook and a good listener, but has a strong side to balance out his tender side. Ever the vigilant protector, he is always ready to pounce on those who threaten what he loves. Every girl in town (and their mom) is in love with him, and those who say they aren't, secretly are. Those who REALLY aren't, should be. He wrestles bears, alligators and sharks all at once, and wins. Chuck Norris is jealous of him. In short, a Bobby is the most manly of all men.
1. Ethel: Dang, that Bobby just fixed my car, punched a rhino, and cooked an awesome dinner for 50 people in one day. What a beast. I wish he was mine.

Betty: Too bad, cause I called first dibs! *catfight ensues*

Shirley: Ladies, ladies, please....everyone knows he's MINE. *joins fight*

Kat: *stands to the side with a smug expression on face because he's hers already*
by Kat93 August 23, 2011
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The most sweet and caring guy you will ever meet. Very kind and never leaves anyone out. Tries to bring a smile to people's faces. The most gorgeous guy you will ever see. They usually play football and are very athletic. People will often call him gay because he's sometimes open about his feelings. Any girl would be lucky to have a Bobby.
Girl: Hey, look at Bobby over there, he's so gorgeous.

Girl 2: Back off, he's mine!
by ncbvio February 08, 2013
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Bobby is funny and always acts stupid. Although he acts stupid, he's probably the smartest kid in your class. He is very hot and makes a lot of girls touch themselves just to the thought of Bobby. At first, it may seem like Bobby doesn't know how to love, but if you get into a serious relationship with Bobby, he will show you that he can talk dirty, and he will whip his MASSIVE dick out any time you desire. Bobby treats sex like a game, he will toy with your emotions and pleasure. He will make you feel intense pleasure, but at the same time he will be making corny jokes and tickling you (sometimes on your clit). Bobby doesn't like doing anal, so don't try to talk him into that, but Bobby wants to make you feel pleasure at all times. He's the type that will finger you at the movie theater or rub his dick on you when he hugs you from the back. You have to enjoy your realtionship with Bobby, he hates girls that leave too early. If you get married and have kids, he will be a great father. So give a Bobby a try, you may find that you really like him.
Girl 1: You see that Bobby over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he's so dumb.
Girl 3: You won't be saying those things after you see his dick.
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