Crapist 

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

Crapist by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

crêpist 

A rapist who specializes in serving their violated victims crêpes as a way of easing them into a new life in which they have been raped. Immoral assholes, probably French, or from Missouri.

Now now Corbyn, I'd take it easy on the criticism of Daniel's cooking, there may be some crêping going on tonight. I'm pretty sure he's a crêpist.

crêpist by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass June 19, 2014

Clapistan 

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc

nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan

Clapistan by nokocode April 21, 2013

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

capistry 

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

capistry by realandre November 5, 2021

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006