crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

crapstick

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

by crapstick September 27, 2019

crapstick

Chapstick with grosse stuff on the end of it. Usually from having dirty lips before application.

Dang, you just made some weird crapstick there. Yuck!

by satandracula November 25, 2009

crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Crapstick

A very randomized word spoken by the infamous, Jessica West.

Also, another word for chapstick

This word, as it have several different meanings, can also be used to describe something odd, strange, ironic, or stupid.
This word is also used by people who attract Germans, sniff dust, or get drunk by invisible liquor (and you can tell it by the use their fingers).

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
yay
they're olnlineee
when we talk about the weirdest things

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
xDD

Kenchow<3 says (11:26 AM):
LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

Sicca says (11:26 AM):
it's so crapstick!
;3

by kenchow<3 January 16, 2009

I've just ran out of chapstick

People put finishing a tube of chapstick as a way to motivate themselves to keep moving on and not to k*ll themselves. When somebody says, "my chapstick is almost gone" or "I've just ran out of chapstick" please talk to them or buy them a new tube of chapstick.

"I've just ran out of chapstick."
"Let's go take a drive and I'll buy you some more, and we can talk if you're comfortable with that."

by berries.and.cream September 7, 2021

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who presents somewhere between masculine and feminine, often dressing in comfortable or sensible clothing
See also: Lipstick Lesbian

Amelé is a chapstick lesbian, she couldn't care less about seeming masc or femme

by Sweetmothersappho May 10, 2019