The year Humanity got a good ass fucking by basically everything unholy. It was filled with terrorism, bombings, shootings, killing, more killing, even more killing, terrible leaders, global warming, natural disasters, overly sensitive people, more separation between people, racial tension, religious extremists, riots, mass immigration and the threat of nuclear warfare. A year that should be forgotten by all history books going forward.
Year 3000 in a History Class
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
Teacher: And that class was the end of 2015. Next lesson will be on 2017 so be ready because it's a big one!
Student: Wait....what about 2016? Why'd you skip it?
Teacher: We don't speak of that year......ever.
Student: Why not? What's wrong with it?
Teacher: Well, how should I put it? Umm....think of the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit you've ever taken. Multiply that by everything bad in the world and that's your answer.
Student: Was there anything that was good about it? Anything at all?
Teacher: Well there was one thing.
Student: What was it?
Teacher: They had some pretty dank memes.
Student: Ayyyyyyyy LMAO
Teacher: AYYYYYYYY LMAOOO
by Call Me Big Poopa October 19, 2016
The year of idiocity, Dabbing, Pokémon Go, incompetent politicians, and a multitude of celebrity deaths.
Good riddance 2016!!!!!!!!
by Sweet And Salty December 30, 2016
A time of horror and destruction. When most went wrong. Everyone knows it.
One may find themselves coming out off it like a shipwreck.
One may find themselves coming out off it like a shipwreck.
"Soo many ppl died in 2016!"
"Ya , I know ppl who died from suicide, cancer, Iraq, Iran, etc, raped, beaten, deportation, starvation , oil water, murder,massacre, bombing and even a hoverboard! "
"Ya , I know ppl who died from suicide, cancer, Iraq, Iran, etc, raped, beaten, deportation, starvation , oil water, murder,massacre, bombing and even a hoverboard! "
by Red derrrr January 12, 2017
*2034*
Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?
Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
Carl: Teacher Wilson, why isn't 2016 in the history textbook?
Wilson: Quiet Carl, we don't talk about 2016.
by Unkempt Harold November 13, 2016
Chris: "Thank God it's 2017, 2016 was a shit show . "
Wes: "Facts, 2016 was ass, but the music was the shit. Yo, you heard 4 Your Eyez Only yet?"
Chris: "Oh yeah man, it was straight fire."
Wes: "Facts, 2016 was ass, but the music was the shit. Yo, you heard 4 Your Eyez Only yet?"
Chris: "Oh yeah man, it was straight fire."
by saucysamuel25 January 2, 2017
by jellooreo1005 January 11, 2017