crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

cardistry

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.

After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.

by Cardist March 29, 2008

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

Crapstravaganza

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".

"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"

by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008

thirst trapistry

The collective feeling or sense of artistic horniess or attention grabbing a piece of art can give the viewer a sense of.

Yo Erika posts nothing but selfie dawg. No you simp! You are missing the divine thirst trapistry of her catalog.

by Chuck Abernathy June 17, 2021

crapstrap

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.

Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!

by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.

Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.

by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006