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crapistry 

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap
In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.
crapistry by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004
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cardistry 

Cardistry is the non-magical, artistic manipulation of playing cards. Think of shuffles, one-handed cuts, armspreads, springs, displays (like shapes), and whatever your imagination can conceive and your fingers can accomplish.
After making a perfect card fan with one hand and tossing it behind his back to the other, I quickly realized I might have been watching one of the best cardistry performances ever.
cardistry by Cardist March 29, 2008
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capistry 

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)
Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."
capistry by realandre November 5, 2021

Crapstravaganza 

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"

thirst trapistry

The collective feeling or sense of artistic horniess or attention grabbing a piece of art can give the viewer a sense of.
Yo Erika posts nothing but selfie dawg. No you simp! You are missing the divine thirst trapistry of her catalog.

crapstrap 

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.
Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!
crapstrap by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

San Juan Capistrano 

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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