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When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.
On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"
by rperazag July 01, 2010
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The daily dose of crappy blogging you get from The Huffington Post.
Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
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Biggest publicity whores in the history of talent-less reality TV.
The Kard-Ass-hians? No envy for their crappy 15 minutes of shame.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.
A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."
by rperazag July 15, 2010
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The decline of the United States of America as an industrial, political, and economic leader.
From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.
by rperazag August 15, 2010
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In Psychology, any new acquaintance that sucks in the first three minutes will suck forever.
Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.
by rperazag May 06, 2010
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