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Nyctohylophobia

Fear of being in the Forest at night.
X: "Let´s take a shortcut to the pub."
Y: "You mean, through the woods?"
X: "Yeah, it will save us a solid 10 minutes."
Y: "Forget it... I suffer from Nyctohylophobia."
X: "Are you afraid of being at night in the forest?"
Y: "Yeah... I am also afraid of monsters, killers, bears, and everything lurking in a dark forest.
by rperazag June 26, 2010
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Gen "Why"

A brainless generation that has no answers about the most important and critical issues in life, that accepts no responsibility at all, and that is stuck at infant´s level of astonishment.
My Gawd! There has to be an answer to ecocide (heedless or deliberate destruction of the natural environment, as by pollutants or an act of war).

Forget about that, this is Gen "Why".
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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Before You Know You're Dead

A way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
A: "Some say that Oscar Wilde once stated: Life is short, then you die."
B: "Before You Know You're Dead... I would say."

FYI: Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde (16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900) was an Irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (One who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
by rperazag July 28, 2010
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Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.
Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.
by rperazag August 5, 2010
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Pornography of regret

Deep sense of moral decay a guy feels after wanking on a Playboy´s Centerfold.
Father... I confess that I regularly wank on Playboy´s Centerfolds.

Yours is a common symptom of pornography of regret.
Don´t worry Son... I used to wank on the photo on Aunt Jemima Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix.

That´s so sick, Father...!

Yeah Son... and well above racist wanking... but the pancakes were a hell of a treat!
by rperazag May 17, 2010
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President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.
X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."
by rperazag June 20, 2010
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Falling in lust

Tiger lost his shirt by falling in lust.

Fanny can´t wait ´till saturday to fall in lust.
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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