rperazag's definitions

Obamanism

Inaccurate statements made by President Barack Obama.

Twitters (instead of Twitter) is an Obamanism.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

Rock the mic

To handle effectively and impressively; to use or wield effectively, esp. with style or self-assurance.

A: " So, Tracy.... you passed the tests with flying colors and the job is yours.... what you gonna do now?"
B: “I’m gonna rock the mic”

X: "Ok Babe... say I am yours tonite... what you gonna do to me?"
Y: "I´m gonna rock the mic ´till you bleed!”

by rperazag July 11, 2010

Inviolate

Free from violation, injury, desecration, or outrage.

At this rate of depredation, I doubt there is a single inviolate spot on Earth.

by rperazag May 26, 2010

Near-winning addiction

Excessive gambling habit indulged by grannies who keep buying lotto tickets and scratch cards thinking that near misses indicate a close big win.

Grandma is always broke. Any money you give her feeds her
near-winning addiction.

by rperazag May 15, 2010

Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

Ease of Opening Index

A numerical scale (from 0 to 10) by means of which variables, such as age, level of hotness, dating demand, level of horniness, family background, and boob to waist ratio, predicts how many dates and monetary investment you will need to score with a particular broad. It predicts with astonishing accuracy when the female will open her legs for you.

Yo... have been dating Suzie 4 times straight.

Have you scored yet?

Nope!

So? What´s the point?

I´m cool Bro, Ease of Opening Index predicts no more than two dates and the gates will open for me.

by rperazag May 21, 2010

maximum viewing tolerance

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

by rperazag May 6, 2010