250 definitions by rperazag

On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"

Did you read the ultra-moronic comments today on The Huffington Poo?
Yeah... specially the accolades to the First Lady from Planet of the Apes.

The Kard-Ass-hians? No envy for their crappy 15 minutes of shame.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

The bloody bastard waved the unfriendly digit in the air like a trophy.

From Canada´s border, down to the Patagonia, there is now a united Third World America.

Will we meet again?
Doubt it... didn´t pass three-minute rule.