rperazag's definitions

twiblings

Siblings (brothers or sisters) close enough to almost be twins.

My sister Emily is so close to me that we feel more like twiblings.

by rperazag January 2, 2011

starve the beast

The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.

The only way to get out of the yo-yo dieting loop: starve the beast.

by rperazag December 1, 2010

Burger Kill

To die after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a disgruntled fast food employee.

A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless, died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit; authorities ruled the death a Burger Kill.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

trashedy

The dismal (disastrous; state of affairs characterized by ineptitude, dullness, or a lack of merit) level of current american culture.
The life story of a human wreck.
A life stupidly wasted.

"The declining level of american education is just a sign of a national trashedy."
"Our marriage?.... Ummm... the normal trashedy!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.
A bunch of gossiping women.
(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

klatschdom

Any space suitable for women to meet and gossip.

A bunch of gossiping women.

(Klatsch, from German klatschen, to gossip, make a sharp noise, of imitative origin.

Laura?... Where else? At klatschdom.

by rperazag December 13, 2010

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 13, 2010