Stupid is awesome

Consolation found by mediocre people, in the stupidity of celebrities and people in power.
Stupid is awesome because it makes guys like me look smart.
by rperazag June 17, 2010
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online persona

The mask you wear on social media sites, that reveals nothing, and hides everything real.
Yo... really... you are possessed by that lame online persona that you have fabricated. Get real bro, you bore to death.
by rperazag June 27, 2010
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iShop

The only sense of identity of someone who lives for shopping.
by rperazag July 22, 2010
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Jiapers

Jeans styled babies´ diapers made by Huggies.
"I don´t buy diapers anymore"

Why... your baby is using the potty seat?

Nope, but jiapers are so stylish!

C´mon, what you have is stylish poop!
by rperazag May 20, 2010
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white night

Days during the few weeks around the summer solstice in June in areas of high latitude, during which sunsets are late, sunrises are early and darkness is never complete.
Let us meet in the open, on a white night, with nothing to hide.
by rperazag July 18, 2010
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starve the beast

The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.
The only way to get out of the yo-yo dieting loop: starve the beast.
by rperazag November 30, 2010
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Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.
A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."
by rperazag June 30, 2010
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