rperazag's definitions

Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.

A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"

by rperazag June 21, 2010

Heavy Mental

Classical Music

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!

by rperazag May 1, 2010

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

reversed jet-lag

When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.

A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."

by rperazag July 18, 2010

Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.

—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"
"Yes?"
— "Dwarfed beauty."

by rperazag July 4, 2010

Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

by rperazag June 16, 2010

Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.

This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.

by rperazag May 19, 2010