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top bipolar

Person in highest position of power, in government or business, whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of large number of people.

Typical of the entertainment industry and oil rich third world countries.
What´s the programming strategy for next season? Dunno... depends on our top bipolar executive.
Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly? Oh... they always manage to elect top bipolar presidents.
by rperazag May 4, 2010
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Whoregate

National pastime. Fake scandal fabricated after every beauty contest to titillate the public with information that shows the winner´s alleged slutty past.
This Miss USA thing is getting called Whoregate. The entire pageant should get called that. Trump would love the ratings bump.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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Heavy Mental

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!
by rperazag May 1, 2010
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Dwarfed beauty

First date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—"Know... the hunk I scored last Saturday, after the drinks at the pub, the one I told you was so awesome-looking...?"

"Yes?"

— "Dwarfed beauty."
by rperazag July 4, 2010
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Soccer Interruptus

To follow the "2010 World Cup Football Matches South Africa" by Twitter.
A: "Yo... saw the awesome Ghana — Australia 1-1 match?"
B: "Nope, too busy, but I got the tweets."
A: "C´mon bro, that´s soccer interruptus!"
by rperazag June 21, 2010
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How mental is that?

A QUESTION WHOSE PURPOSE IS NOT TO GET AN ANSWER, BUT TO EXPRESS BEFUDDLEMENT (bafflement, bemusement, bewilderment, mystification, obfuscation, puzzlement
confusedness, disarray, mental confusion, muddiness, confusion - a mental state characterized by a lack of clear and orderly thought and behavior; "a confusion of impressions") IN THE FACE OF OUTRAGEOUS (Grossly offensive to decency or morality. Being well beyond the bounds of good taste: outrageous epithets. Having no regard for morality.Violent or unrestrained in temperament or behavior.) BEHAVIOR.
How mental is that?... BP (British Petroleum) says they have no responsibility for the oil spill disaster.
by rperazag May 19, 2010
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bake-a-holic

Someone obsessively in love with anything and everything related to baking.
One of the main reasons I love my mom so much? She is an obsessed superb bake-a-holic.
by rperazag July 27, 2010
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