Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.

The sex offender craped that car last night.

by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l September 19, 2016

crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.

She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.

by pspmiles November 4, 2013

crape

Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.

"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"

by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 31, 2011

Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.

"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"

by Anonymous September 10, 2004

Crape

Cry-Rape.
When you get trapped by someone crying at you. And you don't want it. You really don't want it. Please. Stop.

Yep, I was brutally craped.

by Peter Taylor1234 October 21, 2010

Crape

When you get creeped on so hard, it's practically rape.

Halexa: "I got craped on last night at the Vee!"
Honda: "By who?"
Halexa: "Some crapist."

by The Crapees January 4, 2012

Crape

Crape (cat-rape, also may be referred to cute-rape). The feeling you get when you look at many cute cat or kid pictures. Because you are trapped in cutness of one's and literally unable to respond to it any other way but die from cutness.

Person who want you to suffer from crape: -did you see this picture?
You, unware of it, moving towards the picture: -awwwwww... this is so cute, omg :3 ahhhhh make it stooop... this is to much of cuteness! Craaaaaaaape @@

by Experienced Awwwlogist February 13, 2012