crape

A rape with shit flying everywhere and grapes coming out your ass.
She screamed as she got craped by the mammoth.purple and brown flew everywhere.
by pspmiles November 04, 2013
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Cuddle-Rape. Unwelcomed cuddling and/or physical closeness. Non-sexual. Not necessarily creepy. Highly popular in church youth groups in place of other forms of sexual contact.

When you really want to be cuddled, you force yourself upon the other person for cuddling, or force them upon you.
"I kept waking up last night because my girlfriend kept craping me."

"I fell asleep at the party last night and John was laying next to me when I woke up. I think I was craped."

John: "Oh! He's so cute! I'm gonna give him a big hug!" Sarah: "Did you just crape my kid??"
by ZZ Toppy Toperson August 29, 2011
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Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.
“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
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Crape

the art of robbing a car and fucking the exhaust pipe afterwards.
The sex offender craped that car last night.
by b.u.t.t.r.a.p.e.a.g.i.r.l February 12, 2016
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Crapes

like drapes, just better. And funnier.
When something is so indescribably funny.
by GHANAIAN November 01, 2010
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Crape

The correct spelling of the word crap. Even though most people spell this word without the 'E', it is, in fact spelled "Crape" and people who spell it without the 'E' suck.
"I feel like crape"

"Don't you mean crap?"

"No, crape"
by Anonymous September 11, 2004
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