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You see Mathew there? He's a convicted crepist.
Crepist by mmmmmmm....crepes October 1, 2018
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Caputus Crepitus 

Scout - Caputus Crepitus *fireball appears on his hand*
Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.
Ryan is a convicted creepist. Joe caught him jerking it to a picture of an eight year old boy.
creepist by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009

Crepitate 

To fart, to cut the cheese, to break wind, etc.
EEW! You just crepitated in my face!!!
Crepitate by Ninde February 8, 2005

Crepitate 

To snap, crackle, and/or pop.
Crepitate by gofishgo January 18, 2007
A foolish person with limited social cognitive abilities and low EQ who believes they know everything and are right even when they are clearly wrong.

Will argue the total opposite of what you are saying for the sake of having an argument and/ or being right.

Idiot fool moron a total git
Mary: "The sky is a lovely shade of blue today"
Crepit: "The sky isn't blue it's green"
CREPIT by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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