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Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.
How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.
Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010
Words you can keep

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap
Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?
crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!
My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)

crapalistic 

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.
How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!
crapalistic by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Crapeist 

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.
"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"
Crapeist by peebes March 4, 2009
One who initiates the act of crape.
"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"
Crapist by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

crapistry 

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap
In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.
crapistry by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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