Craplist 

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

Craplist by rperazag May 6, 2010

Westbull Craptist Church 

A nickname for the Westboro Baptist Church that implies what they say is full of bull crap

Person A: The Westboro Baptist Church sucks

Person B: You mean the Westbull Craptist Church?

Westbull Craptist Church by Becky Snowden (Chickabiddybex) May 4, 2009

crapistan

crapistan (cra - pis - tan)

origin : comes from the word crap meaning anything which is bullshit. Stan is an ancient Persian and/or Farsi word meaning country, nation, land, or place.
crapistan is the name of a place or a situation that sucks.
crapistan comes from the words hindustan, pakistan afghanistan and so on....where stan stands for place.

it does not mean to offend any religious background or country.
it just is crapistan
crapistan can be anything in the world that is crap and completely sucks or a situation that cannot be helped.
crapistan is a feeling of helplessness and disgust!
spread its awesomeness!

My dog ate my homework! Crapistan! (can be use as a substitute for fuck/shit/damn/crap)

crapistan by The Postcard Chor May 23, 2010

crapalistic 

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.

How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!

crapalistic by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Crapeist 

A home owner, lawn maintenance crew, or amateur arborist who violently prunes back a Crape Myrtle tree/shrub leaving its limbs knobby and arthritic in appearance. A common practice in the South to promote bloom development during the spring and summer.

"Look at that brutalized Crape Myrtle bush...it's been mutilated it by a crapeist!"

Crapeist by peebes March 4, 2009

Crapist 

One who initiates the act of crape.

"Dude i woke up and that guy was totally cuddling my foot! What a crapist!"

Crapist by Angel Amore February 1, 2009

crapistry 

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

crapistry by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004