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The "Pussy Worth the Problem" (PWP) index. This index serves to determine whether or not the marginal benefit, (benefit being the pleasure received from a woman's reproductive organ) exceeds the marginal cost (cost being any downside following the receiving of this pleasure, whether physical, spiritual or social).

Formula for PWP = (marginal benefit)/(marginal cost) x100
Francis: Bro Tiffany is so hot I wanna hook up with her so bad, she definitely got a snatcher down there as well.
Andre: Yea bro but what's her PWP Index? I heard her parents just got divorced...
Francis: Oh shit bro that's a good point... I don't think that pussy's worth the problem.
by realandre May 3, 2023
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when a regualry to large-breasted female starts to react in a manner that can be decrypted as an overreaction, often irritating or annoying, over a matter that is insignificant or not of the severity yhe woman is making it up to be.
Andre: “Sorry babe but I won’t make it to dinner tonight, I’m playing soggy biscuit with the boysss!!”

Female 1 *Muffled from breasts in face*: “OMG ANDRE YOU ALWAYS DO THIS YOU’RE SUCH A DICK LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU ALWAYS PICK ‘the boys’ OVER ME. I’M STARTING TO THINK YOU’VE GOT A HOE ON THE SIDE. DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE DONE???!!”

Andre: “Yo shawty chill out, no need to get your udders twisted. You know its bro’s b4 hoes.”
by realandre April 4, 2023
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(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)
Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."
by realandre November 5, 2021
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