Crankslap
A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.
Crankslap by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020
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crankslap
Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
crankslap by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009
Related Words
crankslap • crackslappery • crack slap • crankshaft • Cranksta • crackslam • Cranialapse • Crankshank • Crankstars • crankstipated
Crabslap
cracklapper
cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005
Crankalanxious
Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010
Crackslag
Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
crackslam
"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*
crackslam by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008
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