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Crackstasy

Friend 1 - Hey yo, you tryin to smoke that crackstasy?
Friend 2 - All day wodi!
Crackstasy by New_BOOST February 20, 2011

crankster gangster 

One who is deeply involved with the underworld culture of amphetamine addiction. The individual usually carries a long criminal record, and has a history of drug-related robberies and crimes. Usually the individual will have many tattoos and speak with a slang vernacular distinctive to the amphetamine and/or prison lifestyle.
"I don't trust that guy in my house, he just got out of prison and he's already got a gun and gone back to his old crankster gangster ways."
Crackhead/tweeker who regularly uses crack crank tina methamphetamine speed or other strong stimulants but doesn't let it rule their life.
Don't you worry about Joe, because he is a crackstar! I'm talkin' CCRRRR-ACK STAR! Okay?! He's regularly awake for 2 or more days and still gets his retarded butt to work, accomplishes tasks and errands, pays his bills, and comes back from Normalville to do it all again.
Crackstar by Gweekhead February 22, 2009
That crankster that runs the ClutchStop in Concord really sucks. They do shitty work with a shitty attitude
crankster by desmond the great February 6, 2003

cranksta 

Someone from a rural area trying to look and act as if they are a gangster from the hard streets of the big city. Country + Gangster = Cranksta
Jethro is such a cranksta with that fake limp he walks around with and those 24 inch wheels on his Deawoo. You know he grow up working on his dad's farm in Alabama and has never even seen a real gangster besides the ones he saw in the movie Boyz n the Hood, right?
cranksta by Original Cranksta April 24, 2010

Cranksturbate 

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
Cranksturbate by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010