Crankalanxious Share definition Flag When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon. I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious. Crankalanxious by mcbizkit02 July 31, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Crankalanxious mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch