1 definition by mcbizkit02

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When you're trying to crank one out, but you are worried that your mom or wife will be home soon.

I was trying to rub one out but I kept thinking I heard my mom's car. I was way too crankalanxious.

by mcbizkit02 July 30, 2010

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