crackslam

Using one's buttocks to hang up the phone in the rudest possible manner

"How did you get this number? Hermes, hang up on him in the rudest possible manner!"
"Yes sir!"
*drops pants and picks up the receiver with his butt*
"No! Not the crackslam!"
*SLAM*

by Nurse Zoidberg July 7, 2008

Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown

The way that Chemo's in Leicestershire greet each other

Chemo 1: Swagwan famalam whats a crackalackin in Groovetown
Chemo 2: Not much mush, wanna smoke a cheeky jay

by whattheclubpenguin August 11, 2016

Crack Slam

As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.

"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"

"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."

by C.R. Strenth February 23, 2009

crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

crackalating

Used in the phrase, "What's crackalating?" Like saying, "What's up?" and "What's cracking?". Combination of "cracking" and "percolating."

What's crackalating, houses?

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

whats crackalakin

whats going on,whats up with you.

"hey kid whats crackalackin?"

by Rose March 14, 2003

crackalakin

When used with the word "what's," is used to ask "how are you?" or "what are you doing?"

Howito: What's crackalin'?
Buraku: Oh, not much.

by babaloulou November 12, 2003