Crankslap

A barryslap performed with a rusty crankshaft.

oh man, if you don't shut up you're going to get a crankslap

by Mr Gillespie September 22, 2020

crankslap

Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.

"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"

by Sweet Nicolas December 9, 2009