crankstipated

The feeling and outward emotion of being cranky due to constipation.

John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.

by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025

crapstipated

adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.

adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out

see also fartstipated

That burrito is lodged in my belly and it won't come out, I am crapstipated.

by alibree March 25, 2005

Crunkstipated

When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.

Yo, check out Neils! that fool is Crunkstipated!

by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006

crankstibate

To get your penis hard on meth.

I need to crankstibate sooo bad

by destinypaige November 5, 2011

Crankipated

Cranky from the stummy being constipated.

She's being a bitch cause she's crankipated.

by HarleyQueenV April 18, 2022