crankstipated
John was terribly crankstipated until he took a dump, relieved his constipation and his crankiness went away.
crankstipated by Spaulding Smails January 15, 2025
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crapstipated
adj : have difficult or incomplete or infrequent evacuation of crap.
adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out
see also fartstipated
adj : you can't crap no matter how hard you try, sometimes only gas comes out
see also fartstipated
crapstipated by alibree March 25, 2005
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Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.