Crabslap

The act of slapping a sexual partner in the face with crab meat in a sexual manner.

After my anal discharge Hunter crabslaps me in the face.

by Rageyy December 27, 2010

crabslasher

someone that prefers to mac on older already been used and abused women.

Alex left with Joe's mom again, he's such a crabslasher

by tmacdapolevaulta/radiodisplay September 27, 2004

Crabslabs

Each of the sides of a lady's front peach are Crabslabs, each one a type of tectonic plate on which crabs can populate.

"ive got an itch on my right crabslab!i might have to get a cream for it."

"id sure like to munch between her crabslabs."

by rjohnston101 August 9, 2007

crapslap

The act of wipeing your (or someone else's) ass just after a shit and then slaping someone.

guy 1: wow dude did you hear that new justin beiber shit?

guy 2: ya i wish i could crapslap him!

by sexapeal July 6, 2011

Scottish Crabflaps

A Ginger Lot Lizard

Josh-“aye 10-4 i’m about to stop off at the pilot and gas up”
Ted- “watch out for Scottish crabflaps while you’re there”

by The stiffy bandit May 7, 2025