Cralc

Cralc (k-r-AL-k)
Verb (An Action)
Present: Cralcing; Past: Cralced

Cralc; to kill a herd of animals with the use of ones own teeth and hands/paws.

"The Lioness had singlehandedly CRALCED the herd of Buffalo. "

by Author Finek October 1, 2025

Crabcunt

A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.

John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."

by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

Calcutta Meat Pie

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009