Crabcunt

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A guy who has very muscular and bulky arms and chest, usually seen in gyms. They look like crabs due to the built muscular mass on the upper body. Crabcunts are very slow (e.g. at running/moving) and they often lack speed and power.

John: "Hey Tom you lazy f*ck get to the gym now"
Tom: "Sorry bro, I don't want to be a crabcunt. It may slow me down."

Crabcunt by Sir_Carrot February 28, 2017

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CRAPCUNTS

Cartoony Roster of Assorted Player Character-Underpinned Netplay Team Shooters. An acronym used to describe multiplayer battle arena FPS games with generic character classes and a distinctive Western artstyle. Inspired by the term ASSFAGGOTS.

"Hey man, you wanna play Overwatch?"

"Nah, I don't play CRAPCUNTS."

CRAPCUNTS by JohannesBusgo June 13, 2016

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Crabcunt • CRAPCUNTS • Crab Culture • Crab's Cunt • C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

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