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Cotes

A basic human being capable of homosexual comments, whilelist never revealing his true identity to his mates.
Also a very good joke in portuguese.
That's so Cotes man...
by Jajerino May 9, 2022
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Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.
So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023
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colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse
I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual
by Jake Peraltas diary April 4, 2019
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Conesy

What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.
The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"
by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008
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He comes from a different time

A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.
Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 4, 2013
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Here comes santa paws

Here comes Santa Paws celebrates cats dressed for Christmas!
Here comes Santa Paws celebrates pets dressed for Christmas!
by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020
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Dick Swinging Contest

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers
Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!
by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010
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