cobes 

The Hottest mutha fukin guy around who aint afraid to bust a cap in that white panzi ass! YEH NOW U KNOW ME BITCH!

O shit Cobes is gonna bust a cap in my ass 2nite!

cobes by Matte Cobes November 17, 2004

cobes 

dude, LAWMAN, ur the one wit the airsoft guns so don't be frontin', yo

Cobes, I get it. Like, its easier to say that the actual name and like, it sounds similar, so like people know what you're talking about, man.

cobes by iamnowcnfsd January 5, 2005

cobes 

A huge sac of douche. He needs to get laid. Wat a tampon sac. The only thing he's popped a cap with is a gun that shoots plastic pellets. He calls himself cool. If cool is a dumbass, i agree.

Wow, cobes is a sac of douche, isnt he?

cobes by LAWMAN November 19, 2004

cobes 

A largely unitelligable southeast asian language based primarily apon indonesian and the cuban dilect.
Originaing from the spanish mission in Indonesia, later after the cuban revelution was seized by the cuban government and turned into an embassy.
Since then the cuban infulence has been incorperated into indonesian, resulting in the local launguage of cobes

A friend of mine was speaking cobes, but to every one but him it was incoprehensible

cobes by Alfred Walters January 12, 2005

Cobes 

the most irrelevant faggot on twitter, does the most random fucked shit and tells people to kys

“your friends with Cobes?? hes so weird wtf nobody likes him

Cobes by fuck cobes December 9, 2021

Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. — Sharing classified documents and “criming” must be thirsty work.

After breaking laws that sent Reality Winner to prison, Dolt 45: The malt liquor of Presidents and our Fondling Father, immediately requested Coke for everyone.

This occurred 2021 at his country club in New Jersey in 2021 – interestingly — caught on audio tape, which is why we know.

The Orang Man, Mango Mussolini approved the taping himself in a state where one party consent recording is legal.

Have some Coke and a smile — the frosty beverage, and not the powder.

After boasting about being in possession of secret documents that he could have unclassified while President ; but, now could not; Trump low key revealed that American generals, and The Department of Defense issued him contingency plans for the invasion of Iran.

He showed thees plans to a writer and members of his staff and was heard to say: “Now do you believe me?”

And after winning the consent of the people at his table Trump, The Non-Teflon Don then said: “Bring some Cokes in please.”— in a Bizarro World imitation of the Mad Men finale where the origin of the Coke commercial the posits the possibility of teaching “the world to sing in perfect harmony” was both speculated upon/revealed.

Perhaps this was Trumps heartfelt intent when offering his guest the beverage that tickles your nose when you drink it — especially when it is well carbonated.

So…are we done “criming” now? Good! Now, Bring some Cokes in please.

Bring some Cokes in please. by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 29, 2023

colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse

I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

colesexual by Jake Peraltas diary April 4, 2019