1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
by Manuel_Labor July 06, 2004
Get the mug
Get a Conan mug for your daughter Helena.
Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.
Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D
by Late-Night Lover April 07, 2003
Get the merch
Get the Conan neck gaiter and mug.
A late night host who has mastered both witty commentary, and John Cleese-esque comedy of utter silliness.
A favorite of mine is the New Years episode with Caroline Rhea.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
Get the merch
Get the Conan neck gaiter and mug.
A pale faced, tall and very talented latenight talkshow host whom sould be dubbed the new king of comedy.
Conan is a comedic god.
by Rachel February 08, 2003
Get the mug
Get a Conan mug for your guy Larisa.
God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?
Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.
by Ska bitch May 20, 2004
Get the merch
Get the Conan neck gaiter and mug.
a barbarian with immense fighting prowess. Played by a man named Arnold who has also been a robot and countless other deadly beings.
Conan has great facial expressions during battle.
by I Dance Jigs March 12, 2003
Get the merch
Get the Conan neck gaiter and mug.