1. n. greatest man who has ever existed; barbarian
2. n. greatest man who has ever existed; comedian
Conan swung his mighty sword.
Conan swung his mighty joke.
I heard that guy who played Conan is on Conan tonight.
by Manuel_Labor July 6, 2004
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Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.
Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D
by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003
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A late night host who has mastered both witty commentary, and John Cleese-esque comedy of utter silliness.
A favorite of mine is the New Years episode with Caroline Rhea.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
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The nicest and funniest guy you will ever meet. He is sweet, cute and has a really nice smile. He will always make you laugh and will never fail to make you smile. He is an extremely cute guy that has good eyes and body.
That’s Conan
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A pale faced, tall and very talented latenight talkshow host whom sould be dubbed the new king of comedy.
Conan is a comedic god.
by Rachel February 8, 2003
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God. See also: Led Zeppelin, James Dean, John Cleese

I love him. In a platonic way. But these days, you take what you can get, eh?
Conan is cooler than cool. In fact, I do believe he's...ICE COLD!

Caroline! Caroline! She needs a gol- okay, ill stop.
by Ska bitch May 20, 2004
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