8 definitions by Dang Lin Wang LXIX
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX September 28, 2015
Any small to fairly sized object that falls between the cushions of a couch, commonly rediscovered after as much as a year of confinement in said furniture. Notable types include Goldfish, Cheez-Its, and popcorn, though more essential living room items, such as TV remotes, have been found, as well.
I found a Hershey's Kiss futon crouton the other day in my Ikea couch. Gave it a sniff to make sure there was no stank and I popped that motherfucker in my mouth.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2016
A phrase used by many people as means of justification for an older person doing or saying something typically racist, sexist, or simply insensitive. This is said because these senile people come from a time when Jews were thought of as lesser, being gay was automatic hell in your life, and don't even get me started on being black.
Gramps: Those damn Jews and their smartass Asians are stealing all of America's money! I bet they're gay too!
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...
Donny: Sir, I find that highly offensive and racist. Bro, can you please control your blatantly racist father?
Butch: I'm very sorry bro. But you know, he comes from a different time.
Donny: I guess it's ok then...
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX March 2, 2013
A word that you will in one of your essays with the intention of making your paper seem better than it actually. These word are either thought of as a good thing by your teacher as having the paper flow better or deemed as a feeble attempt at quasi-intellectualism. Such words include immense, mere, facetious, or fastidious.
An excerpt from the following English essay contains two booster words in it:
Holden was in an immense depression except for when the mere thought of his brother cheered him.
Holden was in an immense depression except for when the mere thought of his brother cheered him.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX February 7, 2013
When you go to click on something using either the mouse on a computer or your finger on a smartphone and drag away from the unintended link mistankenly clicked on, so as not to go there
Ment to go to pornhub to jack off, but I accidentally clicked on youporn, so I used a safety drag to prevent the youporn page from loading.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX June 9, 2015
Male masturnation technique wherein the man vigorously oscillates the palm of his hand solely on the tip of the penis. A pleasureful experience if done masterfully, and vice versa
Ed realized the tip of his dick is pretty sensitive, so he decided to polish the bishop mushroom top style this afternoon.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX April 23, 2015
A boner that arises at the moment when you are close to falling asleep, but becomes so uncomfortable that you must push back your sleep and instead focus on getting the boner flaccid. Typically one rids themselves of this type of erection by removing underwear or whatever they were sleeping in, and then not letting the peeper touch anywhere else, as that may keep the boner going. It may take awhile.
Dude 1: Yo man I got no sleep last night.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.
Dude 2: Damn that sucks. What happened?
Dude 1: Sleeper peeper bro. Shit didn't go away for hours.
Dude 2: I feel you dude.
by Dang Lin Wang LXIX July 11, 2013