Conesy
Conesy by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008
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Coney-catch
Coney-catch by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019
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Coney Filet
Coney Filet by Jazzual August 4, 2011
Hot Coney
When a girl eats a box of hot tamale candies then proceeds to give a guy head, giving him the sensation that his dick is on fire.
"dude last night your sister gave me a hot coney, i had to call the fire department cause i thought my dick was on fire"
"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"
"hahahaha! next time put a bag of ice on it dude"
Hot Coney by shortstack&klondikebar August 23, 2011
Conestoga Valley High School
A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
Conestoga Valley High School by not a juuler December 11, 2018
Conestoga High School
A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Conestoga High School by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018
Punchin' Cones
<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.
<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.
<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay
Punchin' Cones by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009
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