Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle June 29, 2005

Conesy

What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.

The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"

by J-Badizzle July 02, 2005