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Babies

A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017
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1. A convenient filler word that conveys usually hard-to-articulate emotional reactions. Commonly used during a high intensity reaction to a specific situation.
2. A punctuation to a strong statement.
3. What it is BABIES!
What Up Babies!
Little babies cakes!
OH DA BABIES!
Thatta Babies!
Holy Babies!
Gold plated records babies!
Yo, babies you trying to get wasted babies!
Quit bein' a little babies!
by DL Crew March 12, 2009
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the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.
"hey i heard bill got an std from jen."

"herpes?"

"no, babies."
by urban asshole February 19, 2010
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Individual Ounces of Weed
Got a whole pound, but i still serve the babies!!
by bumbaclot4220 September 26, 2011
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horrible little creature things. words cannot describe how i hate them. wah wah, crap crap, cry and shit/puke in your face all day. i personally hate them with a passion.use a condom, use a pill, anything. and if an unwanted child does get conceived - get an abortion. it is not worth it. as the world is over populated already, were all just killing ourselves with these fucking 'babies' ...
by babies hater December 8, 2006
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Redneck 1: I sure do like them babies sausages
Redneck 2: I hate niggers
by Tlosh March 7, 2009
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Im'a make a baby shake!

Step 1: Put the Baby/Babies into the blender.
Step 2: Set blender on "Watery Chunks"
Step 3: Drink/Eat/Chew untill compeletly comsumed.

YUMMY!
by Timmy J. Fonz October 1, 2005
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