Cockton
A cockton is the total ejactulate measured in fluid dick ounces. A cockton is 6.125 skeetloads. One skeetload is ~3.7 ML
Cockton by KingSkeetCake May 29, 2016
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After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
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Cocktor
A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.
Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."
Cocktronamus Prime
The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.
Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!
Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!
Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009
Cockronaut
A cockroach astronaut.
Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments
The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.
Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008
Cockonoscopy
Cockonoscopy by sexperts February 1, 2010
cocktographer
cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005