Cocktonsil 

A word used to describe an undesirable person, with a tendency to be achingly annoying, who inflicts their presence on you in inconvenient situations such as traffic, the workplace, the supermarket, bars and shopping malls

The cocktonsil in the car in front of me is driving at 25kms an hour.

My boss just asked me to fetch his laundry. What a cocktonsil!

I just got stood up by the biggest cocktonsil in town.

Cocktonsil by TheJoLurie July 24, 2010

cocktosis 

Basically like halitosis except it's a term used for someone with "cock breath".

After the party last night, the redhead in the plaid skirt went home with cocktosis.

cocktosis by Dee Gomez February 10, 2009

Cocktension 

-noun
1. The tension one experiences before receiving a two eyed dose of cock.

2. What the world is held together by, but also torn apart by.

The cocktension was palpable and unfortunately, you cannot cut cocktension with a knife.

Cocktension by Harry Herring March 26, 2009

Cocktosis 

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".

Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.

Cocktosis by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009

Cacatonsil 

The smell of someone's breath after eating someone's butt

That girl had cacatonsil after eating her boyfriends butt

Cacatonsil by Nyxnightly July 28, 2022