cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
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cocktologist
A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009
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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis
An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
Cocktologist
A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008
Cocktologist
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011
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