cocktoonist
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018
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cocktologist
A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009
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Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis
An ancient chant recited by the Woonis Clan at nightfall to butt rape the angry dumpling demons of the west (the Boolah) to keep them away so they can no longer steal their children’s pubes.
*Woonis child is being crotch shaved by Boolah demons*
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Town Chiefs: “Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis! Nigger spirits begone!”
Poonis Woonis Eat Ass Cockoonis by PoonisHead December 4, 2020
Cocktologist
A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008
Cocktologist
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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