Cockronaut 

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008

cockrobatics

Any unusual placement of your male member. Such as the bat wing, the brain, the log, the fruit basket, the goat, bubble gum, the Houdini, the Abraham Lincoln, the mangina or Buffalo Bill,the wristwatch, the hot dog with a bun, or any other hilarious ways to contort your junk.

Jack- Check it out! THE BRAIN!!.
Mac-Thats disgusting, but it is definately some impressive cockrobatics.

cockrobatics by Mike James "MAC DADDY" January 9, 2008

cockonuts 

1:) Not just insane but cock-o-nuts insane.

2:) Dick & balls euphemism.

3:) Jim's granny from American Pie 3.

HERMAPHRODITE #1: Dude, why do you have that Sony Playstation 3 up your ass?
DUDE: Because I like it.
HERMAPHRODITE #1:Dude, you're not just insane, you're cockonuts.
DUDE: Thanks.

cockonuts by Sir Bartholomew McTavish February 17, 2009

COCKSTRONAUT

One who sucks cock so hard that the cum explosion launches them into space. A cockstronaut may be male/female

She sucked my cock so hard I turned her into a cockstronaut.

COCKSTRONAUT by bosvark May 13, 2011

Cockrobating 

The act of masturbating while a cockroach waits patiently on your foot. Said cockroach may or may not be waiting for you to finish. While it is not impossible for a female to cockrobate, it is usually done by men.

Leave me alone, I'm cockrobating.

Cockrobating by a nodule of gonorrhoea October 24, 2014

Cockroast 

The act of placing a penis on a barbeque grill, and then performing oral sex on the slightly roasted penis

Jessica - Honey, all that barbeque food made me really hungry for a nice cockroast..please?

Sam - Not on my burnt penis u wont!..ok maybe just a bit then.

Cockroast by Lilpds July 28, 2010

Cockernaut 

A generic insult hurled at a douchebag.

Charlie: you douchebag
David: you cockernaut.

Cockernaut by chrlwrd September 28, 2010