Cocktor

A doctor that uses big medical jargon to demonstrate that they went to medical school and you did not.

Doc: "Looks like you are suffering from Myalgic Encephalomyelitis."
Patient: "Oh my gosh, am I dying? How long do I have to live?"
Doc: "Naw, you're fine! You're just tired all the time."
Patient: "You're such a cocktor."

by moreritz January 20, 2015

Cocktor

A urologist; a specialist whose area of expertise is the genitourinary system. Also known as a pecker checker.

Dude, that bitch gave me syphilis and now I need to get a referral to the cocktor to check it out.

by Dr House October 9, 2012

Cocktor

A doctor that specializes in cock(the male genital).

They say there is a 5% chance they will perform cock and ball torture on you when you pay them a visit.

Friend: mate why are you scratching your ball's?
Me: They are itchy! Maybe i need to go and see the cocktor.
Friend: Make sure they won't torture you're balls.
Me: Thanks, i appreciate it!

by Desiretonut September 21, 2021

cocktor

a doctor that is very skilled in medicine and sex

Doctor Tanner is a world wide hero for his cure for cancer and a cocktor as well

by Iharne K.G Ramms June 17, 2009

Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

cocktor

when you get so much pussy you feel like you can fly

I got so much pussy last night i feel like cocktor

by Kamran Omidi November 11, 2007

cocktor beam

Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.

We're not gonna see Karen again for a while. She's caught up in Steve's cocktor beam.

by Dj Ktown February 2, 2017