Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?
Average American: Er... No!
Average American: Er... No!
by Fete November 30, 2005
1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel
or
2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
or
2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
by Fete December 07, 2005
by Fete October 13, 2005
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 13, 2005
Person A: "This sushi is a bit like tapas, but from Japan!"
Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"
Person A: "Possibly...?!"
Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"
Person A: "Possibly...?!"
by Fete May 04, 2009
1) A Slow Norris is originally a children’s television character that looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked to a small girl about not very much at all!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture and the Slow Norris enters the room with a look that says "What’s going on? Where am I? Why have they started?"
by Fete January 05, 2006
Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
or
A map based dish!
"Umm! That's good Mapas"
by Fete October 27, 2005