cocktologist

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.

The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.

by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009

Cocktologist

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.

This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.

by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

Cocktologist

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.

'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)

by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

cocktoonist

A person that draws cocks everywhere.

After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.

by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cocktoligist

someone who studies the cock

Hey Dr. Drew, whats this shit on my cock?
I don't know, ask a cocktoligist!

by jaytotheson December 1, 2007

Cocknologist

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.

I'm going to see the cocknologist.

by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

Cockologist

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.

The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018