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cocktologist 

A chick that loves dicks, talks about them openly around all her friends. loves all shapes and sizes. Has done her home work.
The last girl I dated was quite the cocktologist.
cocktologist by Jackjack77 August 20, 2009
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Cocktologist 

A woman with a great knowledge of handling the cock monster. With precision speed and control she has the power to release the evil huevo juice hidden within the hairy nutsack. Cocktologists have a nack to satisfy your mushroom tip in near seconds.
This bitch sucked me off last night, i think she's a cocktologist from the school of hard cocks.
Cocktologist by ICKYTRAX October 24, 2008

Cocktologist 

A professional who specialises in making cocktails.
'My best friend is a cocktologist, she is good at mixing cocktails'

(Nothing to do with handling cock at all!)
Cocktologist by keen-as-a-bean! July 13, 2011

cocktoonist 

A person that draws cocks everywhere.
After I cleaned off my white board, a mysterious cocktoonist drew a bag of dicks on it for the office's viewing pleasure.
cocktoonist by tenesmus June 1, 2018

cocktoligist 

Hey Dr. Drew, whats this shit on my cock?
I don't know, ask a cocktoligist!
cocktoligist by jaytotheson December 1, 2007

Cocknologist 

Someone who inspects and cleans male genitals.
I'm going to see the cocknologist.
Cocknologist by Bobby Danson October 21, 2008

Cockologist 

A guy or girl (straight or gay) who studies dicks. Or

(B) a person whos gotten laid so often, he knows his stuff.
The upshot and the use is ..... they can tell you by sight if you have a possible std. This guy can tell you if its just rug burn or vd. If its an allergy or something more.
The Cockologist, a musican on campus gives a look and says " dont worry its just rug burn"
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